Recession Vacation Part UNO
Day 1 – Drive from Santa Monica to Palm Springs… yes I said PS!!! Remember it’s a recession. Cut out airfare and you are well on your way to saving a pretty penny. It started off pretty uneventful… got in the car and headed out for the 2-hour drive. My waxing lady told me there was some great outlet shopping right outside PS, so if I had time I should make a pit stop. The weather was not in my...
Me: dude have you been following my blog… my outfits are horrible
Me: i think i am in a comfortable relationship… my clothes is horrible
GBF: do i need to email yogaboy and tell him that he needs to push your fashion sense a little further?!
Me: dude i look like i am wearing PJ's today and i love it
GBF: your gay boyfriend is disappointed lol
GBF: where are the pradas!
GBF: where are the jimmy choos!
GBF: THE MANOLOS!
GBF: i will smack you if a picture shows up with sweat pants one day!
GBF: if you ever almost slip... just remember mean girls! you're only allowed to wear sweat pants one day of the week.... and it should be saturdays... when you're home
Me: did you not see them the Sunday look with the yoga pants
Me: see i leave the house in that
GBF: What Would Barney's Do?!
Me: first it's about the elastic waistband…. and then it's fats vill… i just need to regroup… i am falling apart
GBF: hahah you're not falling apart... you're comfortably cruising!
GBF: falling apart comes after
GBF: this is a fashion intervention!
GBF: you're only allowed to yoga outfit it...once a week (and never when heading to a stylized location like a mall, or rodeo, or ..... in public really) or when you're going to yoga....
GBF: this is your new rule!
GBF: and you must atleast 3 days a week, wear some kind of shoe with a heel! Lol
GBF: you're officially signed up in gay-sian bootcamp
GBF: you dressing like a yoga bum..... is the equivalent of going to an amazing restaurant.... with the best chef - the hottest bartender.... and the most amazing food (hrmmm sounds a little like Bond Sushi anyone?)... then... having the server come and put down the plate of what looks like sushi mash....
GBF: Great Chef + Hot Bartender + AMAZING food = Expected Amazing Presentation
GBF: you don't go and just mash the great tasting food together and let it get comfortable
GBF: As NYC proves.... comfort is for the weak! Perfection is Ideal.... close to perfection is only acceptable
Absence is to love what the wind is to fire. When it’s a small fire the wind...– DVF
There it was, the phrase single independent woman in there thirties are never...– Carrie Bradshaw